Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Aug 4, 2008 14:06:18 GMT
Yeah, two reviewers xD. The bottom one is some 13 year old - I checked out their profile yesterday and laughed heartily at it xD.
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Aug 4, 2008 16:21:11 GMT
I think with some fanfics it really shouldn't see the light of day, I mean get your friends to review it or an outside party, if it was me I would say its brilliant purposely and laugh while my friend gets ripped to shreds Mainly I imagine certain slash fics shouldn't be made, theirs a fine line between imaginative and psychotic, if some of them involve incestuous matters and worse lmao
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Post by Kefka on Aug 5, 2008 14:59:42 GMT
Hm, I want to see this fanfic flourish for the increased prospect of more joyous laughter. Perhaps we should all suggest some ideas to him to help speed along the process?
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Aug 5, 2008 15:02:05 GMT
Slash Fic between Wario and Waluigi Seriously its going to be there you bet ma Gil on it!
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Aug 5, 2008 15:07:05 GMT
I want to see Samus have a torrid affair with Ike in one chapter, when she suddenly discovers that she subconsciously gets off on the thought of 'perverts' (what's his ish?!)
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Post by Kefka on Aug 5, 2008 15:09:03 GMT
I've seen such a picture... Or a resemblance of it.
I'm going to suggest that he creates a new chapter about Ganondorf's new army, thusly dubbed UNITED ANTI-ANGLES FEDERATION. The UAAF would see to it that all angles in existence would be made void from this world in order to avenge his shady past.
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Aug 6, 2008 20:54:17 GMT
Boys and girls, you'll love this. Seeing as Ramzoe(or sum nam lyk that) said that we could post other awful fanfics here, I've got something else to share with you all. According to the friend who sent me this, it is quite famous in certain circles, and somebody over at lj did a deadpan recording of them reading it out xD. Enjoy the awfulness.
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Aug 7, 2008 8:46:33 GMT
Oh god, that is just so terrible What kind of a damn name is Jake Snake? It sounds like a bad CBBC programme for overweight 9 year olds. And just for the record, what the hell is a parashoot and a damn camoflosh?! lmao
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Aug 7, 2008 10:25:34 GMT
XD One of the reviewers lambasted him for his name choice as well xD. I think 'camoflosh' cracks me up the most .
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Aug 7, 2008 17:32:24 GMT
They were actually taking this seriously?! Im suprised stuff like this even saw the light of day tbh, its one thing to have one or two spelling or grammatical mistakes but the whole thing? Thats just pure garbage
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Maxi
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Post by Maxi on Aug 7, 2008 18:11:41 GMT
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Aug 7, 2008 19:24:33 GMT
Oh God ... the author's name kind of says it all: "111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006-chan". This is another story that they wrote, and I just love their continued attempts at spelling 'pregnant', which constantly fail, despite variations xD. KM - admittedly the author of the Solid Snake fanfiction does not speak English as their first language, which excuses some of the errors, but there are still far too many that could have been sorted out with a translator.
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Aug 7, 2008 19:44:45 GMT
Maxi was the authors of yours first language English? Im a bit confused how you can get big (which is three letters for crying out loud!) wrong, and Im tempted to discover the Oxford meaning of a "Blubber Brain" lol
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Post by Shnophies on Aug 7, 2008 20:19:22 GMT
At a guess, I would say the author of that one does speak English as their first language. Generally foreigners who for some odd reason decide to write English language stories tend to explain in their profile that their English is not that great, as if to lessen the impact of criticism xD. Oh God, they even typoed 'Samus' as 'Smaus', which just makes me think of Smaug the dragon from The Hobbit xD. I hate these stories, where you can tell the author is no older than thirteen, because they make the characters act like such little kids ¬__¬.
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Post by Otzlowe on Aug 8, 2008 4:44:52 GMT
I've seen such a picture... Or a resemblance of it. I'm going to suggest that he creates a new chapter about Ganondorf's new army, thusly dubbed UNITED ANTI-ANGLES FEDERATION. The UAAF would see to it that all angles in existence would be made void from this world in order to avenge his shady past. "I HATE ANGLES!"
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