The worst fanfic you will ever lay your eyes upon

[Kefka]

I suppose we can make a list out of this but... I found one that is so incredibly horrific... It is a moving train wreck that you can just simply not tear your eyes from.

Click.

Thought you could all do with a cringe/laugh/rage whatever.

[Richard]

"I HATE ANGLES!"

Some trauma in Maths lessons, clearly. Poor Ganondorf.

[Killer - Marshmallow]

Oh dear god, Ive read some pretty bad FF in my life time (I am forever cleaning that filthy stain dwelling inside me for that) and that has to be one of the most atrocious I have ever read lol

[Spitfire]

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This is exactly why I quit writing FanFic when I was 11.

[Kefka]

Aug 2, 2008 20:15:27 GMT Richard said:

"I HATE ANGLES!"

Some trauma in Maths lessons, clearly. Poor Ganondorf.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I laughed heartedly at that.

The owner of this fanfic has also had some pretty horrific encounters with Capt. Falcon and Ike judging from the amount of times he refers to them as perverts.

[Killer - Marshmallow]

Never say a Fanfic is the worst thats like opening a can of worms
Seriously, some of the Lord of the Rings slash ones, Urgh
Its just beyond imaginative, some of it's just....simply wrong lol

[Kefka]

Well post 'em here. This doesn't just have to be dedicated to the so called: "THE NEW BRAWL".

Then again... Should I really wish such a thing upon us all?

[Killer - Marshmallow]

Hahaha Well I wont send the link but there was a LOTR one where Frodo and Sam have too much to drink, and Sam gets handcuffed to a post. He needs to relieve his bladder and Frodo happens to lend a helping hand (no pun intended).
Needless to say the situation esculates leaving one, very traumatised reader rofl

[Shnophies]

I have been exposed (I wouldn't say 'have read' because I just couldn't read them) to some god-awful fanfiction stories in my time from various titles - FMA, Harry Potter and so on - but when you showed me this earlier Ramzoe, I think I decided that this was quite possible the worse I have ever seen. THE COMPLETE LACK OF SPEECHMARKS makes me want to file my teeth down to the gums. I also noticed two characters speak in the same line, and well, I was the one who pointed out 'angles' to Richard. It almost made me cry, it is so bad, and that is really not an exaggeration.

I do occasionally make my way through fanfic.net with much trepidation, whenever I update my own fanfiction, so if I come across any particularly disturbing ones, I'll be sure to share them with you all here .

There was one I showed Richard, for FMA, where a new homonculus was created and she was called 'Lies', which isn't even a sin, funnily enough, and pretty much everyone tries to rape her, including her father, and then she realises she's in love with Envy and BLAH.

I know you get a tonnage of slash, in all fandoms, but the Harry Potter sh*t is scary at times. One author is a self-proclaimed lover of Ron-cest/slash/rape/necrophilia and in her story, I swear she had him screw half his brothers ¬___¬.

Spoof fanfics are the best though. There is one rather rude, but hilarious one that cracks me up, and it has become quite an in-joke for my friends and I, even though I am the only one who read it. The most memorable line is "Oh, not again Severus", uttered by Dumbledore when he walks in on Severus tied to a chair, after Hermione has screwed around with him in some bondage game she gets kicks out of. The thing is, I explained this entire thing to my friends in our favourite restaurant when we went out to dinner once, and because the waiters there are very flirty, they hang around our table every time, and God knows how much of this story they heard XD.

[LinksFan]

I read the first half of the first page and almost threw up...

Though as fanfics go it is pretty crap, so it should have been expected

[Maxi]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I HATE ANGLES!!! LOL.

God that guy's so retarded he can't even spell properly and why the hell is Captain falcon and Ike so perverted in this and why does Pit fancy Samus (I mean sure, Samus is pretty attractive but You just can't see Pit being so mad over her). Seriously this Fanfic is just plain fail!

[Shnophies]

I just still cannot get over the lack of speechmarks ...

[Maxi]

Yeah that is pretty bad, But blimey this guy's grammar is Awful and the spelling is pretty bad too.

[Shnophies]

Lmfao, 'wail' instead of 'while'. Do you know what really kills me, though? Each line is just a sentence, then he just hit 'enter' at the end @_@.
"Hey pit what symbol did Master Hand give you? A bow and arrow why because were here.
Thanks Mario your welcome Pit oh and at 5:00 is dinner ok. Ok thanks again Mario."

WTF?! O.o
Besides, considering Samus hardly ever takes her helmet off, how would they be able to see her blush when Link asks if she fancies Pit?

[LinksFan]

What I find funny is the fact that the four reviews all state how they like it, albeit two of them are from the same person