FICTIONAL DEBATE!

[Scarlet Ice]

Ok, this is a real fun game. I figured it didn't belong in the debate room cause it's not an actual, serious debate. The rules are as follows.

One person chooses a debate topic, it can be as outlandish and ficitonal as they want. When debating, you are completely making up "facts" to debate about. They can be as outlandish, and contradictory to actual facts as you want.

This leads to some pretty fun and bizzare discussions. Also, the debate topic can change randomly at any time. Someone just needs to diasagree with a point someone else made and go off on that!

Ok I'll start:

I belive that chipmonks should be allowed to participate in everyday society. It is discriminatory to exclude them just because they are small and furry. Some people miggt laugh at the notion, but did you know it is a fact that 90% of chipmunks have an IQ higher then your average human? They make excellent accountants and contractors and it is a crime, a CRIME I SAY, that they are treated as nothing more then woodland animals!

[Richard]

Chimpmunks are actually trying to take over our planet with amazing powers, though. The only way to fight them is to keep them bound in the forests with magical powers.

[Scarlet Ice]

That is a paranoid plot made up by tabloid journalists and excentric farmers. There have been no studies done to prove that. We need to stop fretting over false testimonies of chipmonk invasion and concentrate on the real problems, like radioactive cannibal apples.

[Richard]

Those apples are what give the chipmunks power! They announced this on Shimmy TV! I quote "We, the radioactive cannibal apples give the killer chipmunks of doom power!"
Isn't that proof enough, or should I involve the banana mafia?!

[Scarlet Ice]

The banana maufia is part of the anti-apple movement. Their continued support has been the only thing keeping the apples from rampaging unchecked. Sure, their fees are costly and they are a little rambunctios, but I say that is a small price to pay for the safe government of our killer produce!

[Juno]

SI! How could your forget that chipmunks are allied with pidgeons, which happens to be humanities greatest enemy! We can't just give the pidgeon's allies a place at our everyday lives! Thinks of all the terrorism that would happen if we le chipmuncks into all of our high security areas!

[laguna]

NO! not the banana mafia, they have control of over 50 supermarkets world wide. they are a forced to be reckoned with.

[Scarlet Ice]

juno said:

SI! How could your forget that chipmunks are allied with pidgeons, which happens to be humanities greatest enemy! We can't just give the pidgeon's allies a place at our everyday lives! Thinks of all the terrorism that would happen if we le chipmuncks into all of our high security areas!

That is a racist generilzation. It is true that some chipmonks have allied with the pidgeons, but the majority still remain loyal to the Squirrels, who's contributions to our agricultural progression has been priceless.

[Juno]

That's true, but you do have to remember that the Squirrels have stabbed us in the back before in the great Acorn Raid of '02. I really think that their change in proposal is a facade for us to believe them and lower or guard. You must have read the Article by the famous journalist Tab Loid's article about the squirrel's involvement with he black market.

[Scarlet Ice]

The Acorn raid was a result of a national embargo on all nut imports. They were practicaly being starved to death. they didn;t have a choice! And that involvement with the black market is a direct result of humans excluding Squirrels from civilized society. They are hounded and discriminated against in legitimate stores and have to resort to shady organizations like the black market to survive. And personaly, I think Tab Loid is a hack who doesn;t know how to do his research. I remember when he wrote that article about Alien invasions when the embargo on products made in Hamster factories was lifted.

[«Lord Rand al'Thor»]

Good point, but one has to remember the ancient Nut Wars, that pitted the Squirrels against the E.T. for Atari Fanboy. You see, there was only one fanboy for this game, and he stood alone against the army of squirrels. Once all the copies of the game were recalled, the Squirrel Regime called up an alliance with their hated Chipmunk enemies, and they together destroyed that E.T. fanboy.

[Avus]

But in his will, that E.T. Fanboy stated that his atari would be donated to the monkeys, in effect, giving them super powers against those damned squirrels.