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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Sept 12, 2008 5:48:34 GMT
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline  |
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«Lord Rand al'Thor»
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Post by «Lord Rand al'Thor» on Sept 28, 2008 14:39:22 GMT
Two drunks walk out of a bar at 2AM. The first one asks the other, "Is that the moon or the sun in the sky?" The other replies, "I don't know 'cause I don't live in this neighborhood."
Next one....
A blind guy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I've got a great blond joke for you!" The bartender says, "Just a minute there, buddy. There's something you should know. I'm blond. The guy sitting on your left is a Marine drill sergeant, and he's blond. The guy on your right is a heavyweight boxer, and he's blond. Now do you still want to tell that joke?" And the blind guy says, "Well, no, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Sept 28, 2008 14:54:41 GMT
xD Rofl at blonde jokes. Except they don't really apply to guys.
Why was the computer cold?
It forgot to shut the Windows.
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Sept 28, 2008 16:11:15 GMT
A businessman gets on a lift in his office building. A woman already inside greets him saying "T.G.I.F". He smiles at her and replies "S.H.I.T". The woman looked at him, puzzled and again says "T.G.I.F" Again the man answers her with "S.H.I.T". The woman says "Do you know what I'm saying? T.G.I.F means Thank God It's Friday" "I know" the man replies. "But S.H.I.T means Sorry Honey It's Thursday" |
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«Lord Rand al'Thor»
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Post by «Lord Rand al'Thor» on Sept 28, 2008 17:23:00 GMT
A businessman gets on a lift in his office building. A woman already inside greets him saying "T.G.I.F". He smiles at her and replies "S.H.I.T". The woman looked at him, puzzled and again says "T.G.I.F" Again the man answers her with "S.H.I.T". The woman says "Do you know what I'm saying? T.G.I.F means Thank God It's Friday" "I know" the man replies. "But S.H.I.T means Sorry Honey It's Thursday" Reminds me of something Don Geronimo of The Don and Mike Show (a radio program I used to listen to and which is no longer on the air since Don retired back in May) would say at the top of Thursday shows: "So Happy It's Thursday, don't spell that out, that's a word we can't say on the radio". |
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Oct 5, 2008 18:41:58 GMT
Why were so many black GI's killed in Vietnam? Cos everytime someone shouted "GET DOWN!" they got up and started dancing  |
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Avus Agnasci
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Post by Avus Agnasci on Oct 8, 2008 2:17:31 GMT
Not for the easily offended xD Whats red, about thirteen inches long, and climbs up a womans leg Homesick abortion. What's blue, about thirteen inches long, and keeps a woman screamin' all night long? Cot Death. Bwahahaha *cough* What's worse than finding half a worm in your hald eaten apple? BEING RAPED! Man walks into a shop, asks the indian shop keeper for some deoderant, to which the shopkeeper asks, "Ball? or Aerosol?" To which the man replies: "Actually, I want it for my arm-pits." How many ethiopeans (Sp?) can you fit in the bath tub? As many as you like, they all fall down the plug hole. How do you save a drowning ethiopian? Throw him a polo. Whats more fun, than tying a dead baby to a swingball post? Spinning it at 50kph Whats more fun than that? 70kph. More fun than that? 80kph. ... ... More fun than that? Stopping it with a shovel. *creases* I should work on my issues xD |
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Oct 9, 2008 11:53:09 GMT
Those reminded me of something Frankie Boyle would say. Is it wrong I found them highly amusing? |
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Post by Trigun Master on Mar 12, 2009 19:18:37 GMT
idk if anyone has heard this
A man walks into a bar and asks for a class of water, the bartender pulls out a gun, the guys says thanks and walks out. why?
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Post by Darushi on Mar 16, 2009 5:35:25 GMT
idk if anyone has heard this A man walks into a bar and asks for a class of water, the bartender pulls out a gun, the guys says thanks and walks out. why? No idea. |
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