DeathAngel
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Post by DeathAngel on Sept 7, 2008 14:25:36 GMT
AH SH*T! I FORGOT THE JOKE.
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Karst
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Post by Karst on Sept 7, 2008 17:04:33 GMT
Bad DA! This was a bad joke and a bad thread, you should feel bad!
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«Lord Rand al'Thor»
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Post by «Lord Rand al'Thor» on Sept 7, 2008 19:33:30 GMT
A man walked into a bar, eh?
That must've hurt!
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Sept 7, 2008 20:52:40 GMT
Must say, I missed this.
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Otzlowe
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Post by Otzlowe on Sept 8, 2008 3:31:07 GMT
A man walked into a bar, eh? That must've hurt! This one time, a Seal walked into a Club...
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Sept 8, 2008 14:10:03 GMT
Ba-dum-sish!
We'll make this a jokes thread then I take it? If so, I have one.
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
UWEE HEE HEE!
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Sept 8, 2008 15:32:25 GMT
Lmfao, I still love that one, Ramzoe. I know it's supposed to be terribly cheesy, but I crack up every time I tell it. I also love outrageously insensitive jokes, like the ones my mum used to tell me when I was a kid, like the frog in the blender, or the baby with a javelin in it's head. Ohh, the imagery xD.
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Richard
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Post by Richard on Sept 8, 2008 15:52:25 GMT
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Post by Killer - Marshmallow on Sept 8, 2008 17:44:34 GMT
how do you know you have a Korean burglar? all your homeworks been done and the dogs missing (btw I have nothing against the Korean, many of my friends are so )
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Sept 10, 2008 0:04:46 GMT
Lmfao, I still love that one, Ramzoe. I know it's supposed to be terribly cheesy, but I crack up every time I tell it. I also love outrageously insensitive jokes, like the ones my mum used to tell me when I was a kid, like the frog in the blender, or the baby with a javelin in it's head. Ohh, the imagery xD. Oh! Oh! You reminded me! What is worse than a dead baby tied to a tree? A dead baby tied to ten trees! Mwahahah! IIIICE FIIIISSSHHHHIIING! how do you know you have a Korean burglar? all your homeworks been done and the dogs missing (btw I have nothing against the Korean, many of my friends are so ) YOU DO?! I am going to have to somehow get to know them so they'll travel all the way to Leicester and 'burgle' BR's house when i'm at uni there.
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Sept 10, 2008 15:11:35 GMT
Oh! Oh! You reminded me! What is worse than a dead baby tied to a tree? A dead baby tied to ten trees! Mwahahah! Rofl. These things are in such bad taste, it's hard to not laugh at them.
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«Lord Rand al'Thor»
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Post by «Lord Rand al'Thor» on Sept 10, 2008 15:53:45 GMT
So Heisenberg was driving down a lonely road late one night. He was pulled over by a police officer, who came to the driver's side window and asked, "Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?' To which Heisenberg replies, "Yes, but I have no idea where I am!!"
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LinksFan
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Post by LinksFan on Sept 10, 2008 15:59:26 GMT
Oh! Oh! You reminded me! What is worse than a dead baby tied to a tree? A dead baby tied to ten trees! Mwahahah! That actually reminded me of this one: Why'd the kid fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him. I like the random things you can get on t-shirts, like "It's ok, Pluto, I'm not a planet either', or 'HOT Grill on grill action!"
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Shnophies
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Post by Shnophies on Sept 11, 2008 16:06:31 GMT
Rofl, I like those. I have a funny t-shirt, but it's a movie one, so it's not just some arbitrary joke. I once saw a woman in one of the really chavvy cities in this county, wearing a t-shirt that said "You're a bad boy ... now go to my room!" but that's not exactly funny. I was just proud of myself for getting it, 'cos I was kinda' young when I saw it.
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Kefka
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Post by Kefka on Sept 11, 2008 23:54:39 GMT
I chuckled at this: "Posted by evilriku - Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:16 PM Nintendo did not come up with the shoulder buttons. PS1 did. PS1 was released in 1994. N64 was released in 1996. AND PS1 made the analog sticks... too! Dont talk about Nintendo always making inovative things. they still havent beat Last gen graphics... which is quite sad." Haven't laughed like that in a long time.
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