LinksFan
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Post by LinksFan on Sept 29, 2005 18:23:35 GMT
I'm bored.
Love is like a snowmobile, racing down a hill, but then it tips and traps you. Then, at night, the snow weavels come.
He who said nothin was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Magicians have calculated that million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
Reannuals are a variety of plant that grows backwards in time. You sow the seeds this year and they grow last year.
'You haven't heard of the Bay of Mante, have you?' he said. 'No, sir,' said Mort. 'Famous shipwreck there.' 'Was there?' 'There will be,' said Death, 'If I can find the damn place.'
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Dŗãgøŋëşş
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Post by Dŗãgøŋëşş on Sept 29, 2005 18:26:49 GMT
Heehee! Those were good! I like them! ^_^
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LinksFan
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Post by LinksFan on Sept 29, 2005 18:32:29 GMT
Ta . Here's more;
My beans are more magic than yours!!!!!!!!
The big low room inside was dark and shadowy and smelled mainly of incense but slightly of boiled cabbage and elderly laundry and the kind of person who throws all his socks at the wall and wears the ones that don't stick.
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Swift
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Post by Swift on Sept 30, 2005 11:24:31 GMT
LMAO. This is probs the most pointless thread EVER!!!!! Congrats linksfan.
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Post by LinksFan on Sept 30, 2005 15:07:28 GMT
I'm good at what I know. Lol. I just hope it's not locked.......
The sun crept over the horizon, decided to make a run for it, and began to rise.
He stood up, reached behind him and produced a flat reddish mass which might have once been half a pizza.*
*The first pizza was created on the disc by the Klatchian mystic Ronron 'Revelation Joe' Shuwadhi, who claimed to have been given the recipe in a dream by the Creator of the Discworld Himself, Who had apparently added that it was what He had intended all along. Those desert travellers who had seen the original, which is reputedly miraculously preserved in the Forbidden City of Ee, say that the Creator had in mind then was a fairly small cheese pepperoni affair with a few black olices** and things like mountains and seas got added out of last-minute enthusiasm, as so often happens.
**After the Schism of the Turnwise Ones and the deaths of some 25,000 people in the ensuing jihad the faithful were allowed to add one small bayleaf to the recipe. +
+Please not that this is an extract from the book "Mort" by Terry Pratchet and has not been endoresed by him in anyway.~
~Please not that was only added because I like legal disclaimers ^-^
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Post by BlueRose on Sept 30, 2005 15:23:48 GMT
I'm bored. Love is like a snowmobile, racing down a hill, but then it tips and traps you. Then, at night, the snow weavels come. Love is also like quicksand, the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out But yes...what randomness
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Post by LinksFan on Sept 30, 2005 15:42:31 GMT
Don't lock this thread. Please do not lock this thread. Thank you.
I need a quiet place where I can be random. Y'all join in now, y'hear?
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BlueRose
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Post by BlueRose on Sept 30, 2005 15:53:17 GMT
Dont worry, i wont lock it
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Swift
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Post by Swift on Sept 30, 2005 17:40:03 GMT
YAY I saw a pizza coming down the road straight towards me and i was like "This has to be Fate" but then my mom shouted to me "milton, come get the money to pay the pizza guy." was that random enough?
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Post by x-sweetly-numb-x on Sept 30, 2005 19:36:23 GMT
oooh, *tries to add a random though*
I normally have random thoughts at school but thats just because i'm bored.
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LinksFan
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Post by LinksFan on Oct 1, 2005 6:37:56 GMT
Lol. That was very random.
I smell a smell, a sort of smelly smell, a smell that smells, smelly.
Cheese has round edges.
Yellow is a colour. Well, it was last time I checked.
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Swift
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Post by Swift on Oct 1, 2005 8:26:17 GMT
i like hugs!!! lol
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Post by Valentine on Oct 1, 2005 9:38:13 GMT
Strangely the man who was walking towards suddenly prouted a gigantic purple beard, the breasts. I was already astonished enough, but then he turned into a dog and peed on my leg. This pee was also purple and smelt strrongly of bacon and eggs.
Random?
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LinksFan
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Post by LinksFan on Oct 1, 2005 20:24:37 GMT
Very lol.
I was your age when I was born.
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Post by Swift on Oct 1, 2005 20:48:00 GMT
i like flowers when they walk up to your door but they are no good cause they are ot the ground! ;D
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